Types of Pot Smokers - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/kav/Types_of_Pot

What kind of pot smoker are you? Well this may help you. 1-9 is from the movie "Half Baked". The rest are mine unless there is an email address next to it which means it was sent it. If you have some, Email them to Sp0ok13@aol.com or put it in the guestbook.

Enhancement Smoker - Thinks weed makes every event that much better; Will smoke weed to make an event better.

Scavenger Smoker - Never has weed of their own but as soon as you light a jay up, here they come to smoke with you.

You should have been there Smoker - Likes talking about the old days when they used to smoke pot

After School Special Smoker - Spends all their allowance of reefer

I'm 40 and I'm still cool Smoker - Token up in the other room trying to figure out a way to bond with his son a.k.a. the After School Special Smoker. Ironic isn't it?

I'm only creative if I smoke Smoker - believes weed brings out the artist in them.

Maguyver Smoker - Can make a bong out of anything they find lying around

Straight Up Pothead - Lack of motivation, irritability, mood swings, and the dreded low sperm count.

Avit-non Smoker - They get your number from someone, place an order, don't smoke weed, ask for you to come over personally, and get mad that it's you selling weed.

These are all the types of smokers I have come in contact with.

Social Smoker - Smokes only when other people are just to talk and don't get high

I wanna be cool Smoker - Smokes only when others are just to "fit in".

Chill out Smoker - Smokes only to chill and relax

Buzz smokers - Smoke only to get a buzz; most use those fuckin "One-Hit wonder" pipes.

Stoners - Smoke to get smacked and never know what is going on.

Burn out - Smokes so much that they don't know what is going on; Dazed and confused about everything; no logic

Holiday Smokers - Smokes only on holidays to make it more fun for them.

Paranoid Smoker - After smoking bud, get very paranoid that someone is going to know they are high or that someone is after them.

Bullshit Smokers - Think they're stoned after taking a dead hit or after take one or two hits

Weak Smokers - Get high after taking a couple of hits

Depression Smokers - Smoke only when they're depressed to alliviate that pain

Dumb-ass Smokers - After smoking up, act so fuckin stupid you feel like taking a hammer and hiting them in the head with it.

The geeker - After smoking up, geek(laugh) about everything even if it's the millionth time they've smoked pot.

Emotional Smoker - Smoke only when they are angry, depressed, sad, or in any type of bad mood to become happy, relax, and in a better mood.

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