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| Contact with my Past Writing |
| Or my past E-mails |
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| Here's one my friend Betsy wrote to me |
| This is a Betsyism that you read about on the homepage. This is really 2 stories my friend Betsy E-mailed me. Here it goes:
The First Meeting
Katie, Meagan, and Betsy were bored. Then Antonio came and threw marbles at them.
"Attack! To the bathroom!" Meagan screeched.
They all ran upstairs as fast as they could, Antonio on the heels. They locked the door in his face. They had a meeting in the bathroom, hidden behind the curtain.
"We should form a club thingy to keep little bgrothers away!" Meagan suggested.
"Cool! We can call it the Alien Squad!" Betsy said.
" I like the name." Katie agreed, " We can use my spy kit. It's in the basement."
Meagan got out of the shower and went to the door.
" If I hold up two fingers, the course is clear. If I slam the door shut, he's coming. we'll run to the basement and get the spy kit."
Two fingers were shown. They all charged quietly down two flights of stairs.
Once in the basement, they started looking for the spy kit.
" I know it was here! Who took it?" Katie was annoyed.
They heard a thumping sound: someone was coming! They all dashed for the nearest hiding place. Meagan was behind a treadmill, betsy and Katie in a laundry basket.
It was Antonio and he was carrying the spy kit. He took out a magnifying glass glass so he could examine his toy car.
"I haev a erd car! Beep Beeeeeeeeep!" he shouted.
Katie could not stife her laughter, so Betsy shoved a sock in her mouth. But it was too late: anto nio had heard.
"Antonio! Ice cream!" Katie's mother called from upstairs. Antonio forgot about them and dashed upstairs. He forgot to bring the spy kit with him.
Katie pulled the sock out of her mouth and kissed the spy kit.
I found you! He's gone! Hey, why don't we steal this car?"
"Cool!" Meagan agreed. It was a souvenir from their first meeting.
The Dog Room
The Alien Squad was bored. then Antonio came and threw dog treats at them.
" To the bathroom!" Betsy called.
They locked the door and had another meeting in the shower.
" This is the only room in my house that can lock, except for the dog room." Katie said mournfully.
"What's the dog room?" Meagan asked.
"It's a room in her basement that had a dog flap that lead to her backyard. Hey, we can hide in there!" Betsy said.
Meagan went to the door and opend it. Two finger were shown: they dashed down to her basement and into the dog room. They closed the door behind them.
To pass the time, they played rock, paper, sissor, shoot. Suddenly, the dog came in and they heard a click.
" Oh no! Mom locked us in! I forgot that the lock was on the outside!" Katie said.
" At least we wont starve! I have an old PB&J sandwich from last week in my pocket!"
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nasty! Don't eat it!"
" Yum! Works for me! Meagan took a bite and threw it out the dog flap.
"Maybe not."
Then Katie said:
"I'm small enough to fit threw the dog flap! I can get out and unlock the door!" She squeezed out. : Hey all out parents are here! And a policeman! Look like your sandwich hit him in the face, Meagan!"
She unlocked the door. Everyone went home with their parents, and they never went into the dog room again.
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| Lemur Tail |
| Another Betsyism:
Oh say can you see
That building over there
'Tis the Christa McAuliffe Center
This is sad and true
It was not a game
Words reproachful through headphones
Said "What are you doing?"
"You are on the TV!"
"And yes we can see,
so dont you dare stick your toungue out at me."
"So screw the probe and get serious."
So we launchde the rocket
And we did not miss
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| The Best Website and Song Ever |
| If you haven't already clicked the albinoblacksheep.com llama song in the links spot, you should now! If you can't get it to work, here are the words (You probably can get it though):
Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet brick
potato llama
Llama llama
Mushroom llama
Llama llama
Duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
Te orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
When they told this tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail
Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Taste of llama
Llama llama
Duck
Half a llama
Twice a llama
Not a llama
Farmer llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck
Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob ankle cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a
Duck
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