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| How To Cheat |
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| With summer tests coming up soon heres a few reminders about cheating in them |
Ok here are a few ways of getting 100% in your tests
1. Empty out your locker and leave all your books down in the toilets. When you need the answer ask 2 go to the loo and then you'll have every book you need.
2. Wear and old school shirt that you dont need anymore and write the answers all over the sleeves.
3. Get a tin pencil case (one with the lid attached on) and stick the answers 2 it. when the teacher comes round u gotta close the pencil case r they'll see.
4. Break into the staffroom and find the test. Stay up all night remembering the answers.
5. If you have one of those desks were the lid lifts up then just leave the book open in it. then you gotta keep breaking your pens so you can open your desk and get a new one and find the answer.
6. Pretend you thought it was an open book test. Sit at the back of the classroom and if your lucky the teacher wont see you looking through your book.
7. Start studying now those tests are only a couple of months away.
8. Put your book on the ground and then get each of your friends to keep asking the teacher questions. When the teacher goes over to explain then look for the answers (to get your friends 2 do this for u, u gotta do it for them 2)
9. Pretend 2 faint and go 2 the secertrys office, then get one of your friends to give you the test and tell you the answers (this is bettin than trying to do no. 4 ^)
10. Put a snake (or any other creature they might be scared of) on your teachers chair, when she sees it she will run out of the room screaming and u will b left to do an open book tests.
11. Wait till 5 minutes before the test is over and get sick all over your paper. If you are lucky they will give you the class average (only do this if the rest of your class are brainy and the class average is 100%)
12. Pretend you have mysteriously gone blind and need your friend to help you with the paper. Give them £50 to write down all the right answers.
13. Tell your mum you feel sick but u would like to do the test at home. This way you can get %100 and you dont have to worry bout getting caught.
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