Once upon a time, there lived a little gray rock in a fish tank. His
dream was to be a driveway rock.
The little gray rock had two friends that lived with him in the fish
tank, a red rock and a blue rock.
Everyday the fish that lived in the fish tank with them, would come
over and make weird faces at them.
The little gray rock really started to get bugged by this, so he
formulated a plan with his friends. They decided the next time that
fish came over, the little gray rock would climb onto his friends and
smash the fish.
Well, that's just what they did and it killed the fish. The owners of
the fish saw that the fish was dead so they flushed the fish down the
toilet, and threw the rocks out onto the driveway.
MORAL: Use your friends, smash your enemies, and you get what you want.
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