Sunbathing Nude On The Top Of A Hotel - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/kab/Sunbathing

A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she
wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little
more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan
figuring that no one could see her way up there. She'd hardly began
when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) assistant
manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the
roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as
you did yesterday!"

"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can
see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little
man.

"You are lying on the dining room skylight."

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