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| Cheesey pick up lines, an American past time. Yet, those sleezy guys at the night clubs still use them. For those of you like us that find them hilarious and down right pathetic you will enjoy our collection of them. For those of you who use them on a regular basis this page will be a helpful guide! ____________________________________________________________ 1. Do you have a quarter? Because I told my mother I would call her when I met the man\woman of my dreams! ____________________________________________________________ 2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! ____________________________________________________________ 3. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night! ____________________________________________________________ 4. Did it hurt? (Pause) When you fell from heaven!?!? ____________________________________________________________ 5. If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put u and i together! ____________________________________________________________ 6. I'll be your burger king. If you'll be my dairy queen ____________________________________________________________ 7. The word of the day is "legs"! Lets go back to my place and spread the word. ____________________________________________________________ 8.Baby your daddy must have been a baker cause' you got some hot buns! ____________________________________________________________ 9. Why don't we go back to my place, and do all the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyways? ____________________________________________________________ 10. I've lost my number! Can I have yours? ____________________________________________________________ 11. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants! ____________________________________________________________ 12. Do you believe in love at first site? Or do I have to walk by you again? ____________________________________________________________ 13. If loving you is wrong. Then I don't want to be right! ____________________________________________________________ 14. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! ____________________________________________________________ 15.(motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!" ____________________________________________________________ 16. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? ____________________________________________________________ 17. (offer guy/girl a hardware screw, then ask) wanna screw? ____________________________________________________________ 18. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? ____________________________________________________________ 19.Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible!" ____________________________________________________________ 20. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get! ____________________________________________________________ 21. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. ____________________________________________________________ 22. They call me Milk, because I do your body good. ____________________________________________________________ 23. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice? ____________________________________________________________ 24. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ____________________________________________________________ 25. This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel....So you better use both hands. ____________________________________________________________ 26. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. ____________________________________________________________ 27. You have 250 bones in your body, want another? ____________________________________________________________ 28. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. ____________________________________________________________ 29. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside? ____________________________________________________________ 30. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. ____________________________________________________________ 31. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? ____________________________________________________________ 32. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply. ____________________________________________________________ 33. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ____________________________________________________________ 34. They say the best things in life are free....they lied(but I do accept American Express). ____________________________________________________________ 35. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed. ____________________________________________________________ 36. Those are some nice clothes, but do you know where they would look real good? In a pile by my bed. |
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