Jordan, Gates, Dalai Lama, and the Hippie - Miscellaneous

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere
above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael
Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama, and a hippie.

Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage
compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The
cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.

"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is
that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there
are four parachutes, and I have one of them!"

With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash.

"Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world
needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should
have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining
parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man.
The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should
have a parachute too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.

The Dalai Lama and the hippie looked at one another.

Finally, the Dalai Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a
satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You
have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down
with the plane."

The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry pop. The world's
smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

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