"The Traffic Stop"
This man is going down the road, and he gets pulled over by a
highway patrolman. When he gets up to the car, he tells him that he
was speeding.
The man is shocked, but not startled by being pulled over because he
is always speeding.
While the highway patrolman is standing there, he sees that the man
has 9 huge knives in the back seat. He asks him what they are for,
and he tells him that they are for his act, and he is a juggler.
The partolman does not believe him, and tells him to prove it. So he
gets out of the car, and starts to juggle the knives. At the same
time, two guys are driving by and witness the two on the side of the
road. One of the guys looks to the other guy and says, "Man, I sure
am glad I quit drinking, those sobriety tests these days are
horrible!"

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