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| You know you play too much Team Fortress Classic(TFC) if.... You're about to take your drivers test, and you franticly look for your quicksave button. Some friends invite you over for dinner; your response is "I would love to, but...you have Quake." (No offence Quake fans.) At a family 'get together' a relative askes you to take a family photo, and you say, "You mean a screenshot?" You can do a speed run in 2fort with your eyes closed. You see a small child playing with a laser pointer "shooting at things" and you tell him sternly that it's not funny, you could give an unsespecting "Llama" a heart attack! Your family has had you committed twice for "Friendly Fire!" You refer to the people around you as "Sniper Bait!" At school you steal the flag from the flagpole, and take it to your homeroom to cap it. -Phil-D-Phragger While driving, you see crosshairs and calculate the angle to throw your MIRV at For those of us with our own servers - You wish you could /rcon kick the idiot who keeps stealing your office supplies You have a key bound to /kill to avoid infecting teammates You've memorized all the words in the /speak list, and construct sentences using only those words in order to communicate with your friends and coworkers One of your kids has good eyesight so you insist he practice his sniping skills, with the neighbors kids. You see something out of the corner of your eye and duck, stand up then run away zig, zagged jumping randomly. You have trouble making friends because you insist that they shoot a round, or let you shoot or hit them with your wrench before you will trust them. If they rufuse you shout spy and begin to assault him/her. Whenever your kids scrape their knee you begin to hit them with a medkit. You swim laps completely underwater so you can be prepared to make a long underwater cap. You don't trust your girlfriend because you specificly told her to wear that blue dress but instead she wore the red one. You try to grenade/rocket/conc jump to the neighbors balcony because you see a flag there. You permit your wife to dye her hair red but get very angry when she returns with blonde-red hair. You gold plated your half life CD When playing TFC you get angry with anyone who doesn't live up to your expectant kill/death ratio of 50/5. You actually can get that much. You get that much using only a crowbar. Your ping is 750-900 and you still get that with the crowbar (ok I am done with that joke). You snipe scouts that have half your ping while they are in mid-air from a conc jump. Going across your screen, not at you. (all of which I can do ;) You type in all your scripts during a game without getting killed (not in a respawn) During church (which no TFC player has been to in however long TFC has been out because you are afraid to lose your skills) when the preacher is naming forms of satan (greed, lust, you know all the good stuff ;) you stand up and shout LAG! And the last one *drum roll* You can cap every command point on CZ2 as a scout in 1 minute with your eyes shut, cotton in your ears, with heavy lag against all soldiers. You know you've played too much TFC if you pass a speed camera on the highway and flinch, not because you were speeding but because you thought it was a sentry gun... (happened to me this morning on the way to work). © Juuky |
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