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| PRISON VS. WORK IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle IN PRISON: you get three meals a day AT WORK: you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it IN PRISON: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games AT WORK: you get fired for watching TV and playing games IN PRISON: you get your own toilet AT WORK: you have to share IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit AT WORK: you cannot even speak to your family and friends IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners IN PRISON: you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars IN PRISON: there are wardens who are often sadistic AT WORK: they are called managers E-mail Me! Legal Notice Juuky is Copyright © & Copy 1996-1999 JJ. And ALL Jokes on this page are Copyright © & Copy 1996-1999. All Rights Reserved. Juuky and the Juuky logo are trademarks of the author.  |
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