JOB SEEKERS
Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and
back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.
Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd
like to think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the
competition.
Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Lucrezia Borgia: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the
department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by
one.
Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new
things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I
downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several
countries.
Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of
guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't 'business casual'?
Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?
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