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| INVENTIONS THAT DIDN'T SUCCEED: The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Mechanical pencil sharpeners Powdered water Waterproof tea bags The helicopter ejector seat Received from Leah Sandlin and Joe's Joke List -=+=- A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 43% of all statistics are worthless. 668: The Neighbor of the Beast. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before. -- Mae West. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up. |
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