Hiccups and Christmas Stamps
A woman I know went to an Health Maintenance Organization. After about
15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming down the hall.
Another doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she
explained.
The second doctor went back to the first and said, "What's is the matter
with you ? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old. She has four grown children &
seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor simply smiled and said, "Cured her hiccups though, didn't
it ?"
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"Christmas Stamps"
A woman went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh good gosh! Have we come to
this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones."
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