>
> Eve stole 1st
> Adam stole 2nd
> St. Peter umpired the game.
> Rebecca went to the well with the pitcher
> and Ruth in the field won fame.
>
> Goliath was struck out by David.
> A base hit was made on Able by Cain.
> The prodigal son made one home run
> and brother Noah gave out checks for rain.
>
> "Bloopers"
> from Actual
> Church Bulletins
>
> 1. This afternoon there will be a meeting the south and north ends of the
> church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
>
> 2. Tuesday, at 4 p.m., there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
> milk come early.
>
> 3.Wendnesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs.Johnson will sing,
> "Put Me in My Little Bed", accompanied by the pastor.
>
> 4. Thursday, at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
> All those wishing to be little mothers, please meet the pastor in his study.
>
> 5. This being Easter Sunday we will ask Mrs.Johnson to come foward and lay an
> egg on the altar.
>
> 6. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will
> start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
>
> 7. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the
> new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come foward
> and get a piece of paper.
>
> 8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may
> be seen in the basement on Sunday afternoon.
>
> 9. A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music
> will follow.
>
> 10. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
> Alan Belser, the sin of Rev, and Mrs, Jullus Belser.
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