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CATS I LOVE CATS!!!!!! (i have 6) -Jacob Hess "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." "Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." "I've never been able to raise cats. I either bury them too deep or I don't water them enough" - Joe Saladino E-mail Me! Legal Notice Juuky is Copyright © & Copy 1996-1999 JJ. And ALL Jokes on this page are Copyright © & Copy 1996-1999. All Rights Reserved. Juuky and the Juuky logo are trademarks of the author.  |
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