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| A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into the office alone. He said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." 1. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. 2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. 3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. 4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal. 5. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. 6. Don't discuss your problems with him. 7. And most importantly, have 'relations' with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her. "You're going to die." she replied. ©Juuky  |
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