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Weekend is here for those of you on the prowl we share this guide Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance - down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying - a pain in the neck. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste - knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative, classy - sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zin Personality: Thinks she is classy and sophisticated - actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is . . . Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk and have a good time. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, your really in luck |
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