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"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"Cherchez la femmes." -- Dumas
"Girls like to be played with, and rumpled, too, sometimes."
"The other great mystery of life... Women! -- Emmett Brown
"With women the heart argues, not the mind." -- Arnold
"Woman was God's second blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Women are a sex by themselves." -- Beerbohm
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde
"Women are never disarmed by compliments." -- Wilde
"Women can't forgive failure." -- Chekov
"Women, can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts." -- Norm
"Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal."
"Women's weapons, water-drops." -- Shakespeare
"Woman will be the last thing tamed by man." -- Meridith
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.
Beware of fat women in Achy Breaky Heart t-shirts.
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it!
Every time you walk by a girl, she sighs with relief.
Female professionals do tend to overcompensate.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
In private, women are much more perverted than men.
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
The better a woman looks, the longer a man does.
Woman: Man, the Sequel.
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
Women are a lot of trouble, but worth all of it and more.
Women Ask: "Are you seeing anyone else?"
Women Ask: "Are you staring at the woman?"
Women Ask: "Can you fix this?"
Women Ask: "Do I look fat?"
Women Ask: "Will you call me?"
Women: Can't kill them, but you can eat them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't live without them.
Women: Can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
Women: Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
Women: Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
Women: Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't take a shotgun to them!
Women do come with instructions. Just ask them!
Women fake orgasm. Men fake foreplay.
Women: Fuck them, forget them, and rotate them like tires.
Women have two viewpoints. Theirs and all other women's.
Women in space? Yeah, there's no sound in a vacuum.
Women like the simple things in life... like men.
Women look at each other like they're smelling onions.
Women make the best wives.
Women need only one improvement: No vocal cords.
Women prefer men with a tender side. Legal, that is.
Women's Revenge: Toilet covers that make you hold the seat up.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women Tell Men: "Foreplay isn't that important."
Women Tell Men: "I have to wash my hair."
Women Tell Men: "I love football."
Women Tell Men: "I'm on the pill."
Women Tell Men: "I never thought it could be like that."
Women Tell Men: "It doesn't matter how mush money you have."
Women Tell Men: "It's okay, it happens to everyone."
Women Tell Men: "I've got a headache."
Women Tell Men: "Size isn't important."
Women Tell Men: "Sorry. I'm having my period."
Women Tell Men: "You're the first one I felt anything for."
Women: They never taste like chicken.
Women vs. Beer: A beer doesn't care when you come.
Women vs. Beer: A beer doessn't demand equality.
Women vs. Beer: A beer goes down easy.
Women vs. Beer: A beer is always wet.
Women vs. Beer: A beer never has a headache.
Women vs. Beer: A friend's beer is a good beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer always gives good head.
Women vs. Beer: Beer isn't jealous if you grab another beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer is never late.
Women vs. Beer: Beer labels come off without a fight.
Women vs. Beer: Beer stains wash out.
Women vs. Beer: Beer waits in the car while you play football.
Women vs. Beer: Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony.
Women vs. Beer: Hangovers go away.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer in public.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer the whole month.
Women vs. Beer: You can have more than one beer a night.
Women vs. Beer: You can share your beer with your friends.
Women vs. Beer: You don't drive a beer home in the morning.
Women vs. Beer: You don't have to wine and dine beer.
Women vs. Beer: You know you're the first one to pop a beer.
Women: When they stick together, you can't pry 'em apart...
Women: Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
A man is as young as the women he feels.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A woman, like music, should have a good end.
After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer.
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder.
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
Bartender, I'd like whatever the woman on the floor was drinking.
BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday.
Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
Beer, Wine and Women --- Isn't Life Great !!!
Behind every good echo conference stands a great woman!
Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Do multiorgasmic women have plethoragasms?
Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear no woman.
Don't think women are explosive? Try dropping one!
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
Every woman should marry - and no man.
God created women 'cause sheep can't cook.
Great men and women are not always idiots.
How do women get mink? The same way mink get mink.
How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman.
I like my women to be... Well... WOMEN!
I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I spent most of my money on beer and women - the rest I just wasted.
I wanna marry a hooker!!! A woman who can crochet.
If a man understands one woman he should let it go at that.
If only women came with pull down menus and online help.
If only women can be hysterical, then what are men? Testy.
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
Mars needs women, apply at NASA.
Men are the reason that women hate one another.
Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical.
Men of quality respect women's equality.
Men play the game; women know the score.
Nanosecond, used to measure a woman's attention span.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman or a SysOp.
No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.
OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty!
Patience is a virtue possessed by few men and no women.
The first woman Byte Brother
There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped....
Thieves demand your money or your life... women want both.
To women, men are like big dogs that talk.
Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help.
We come in peace, we only seek alcohol, women and *ExTrEme WEiRdNeSS*!
We're going to kill the men and rape the women. GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
When asked, How many husbands I've had, I said, Mine or other women's?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up?
Woman by birth, Lesbian by grace -If you see Grace tell her hi for me!
Woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.
WOMAN.ZIP-Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation!
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymph
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
Women are like fires: they go out if left unattended.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Women do come with instructions, just ask them!
Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Women go on diets. Men just eat less ... and grow fat.
Women like the simple things in life...men!
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN.
Women should be obscene and not heard!
Women speak two languages ... one of which is verbal.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities.
Women, on the other hand, have a game port.
Women, who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition !!
Women... you can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.
Women: Can't live with 'em ... and sheep can't cook.
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"Cherchez la femmes." -- Dumas
"Girls like to be played with, and rumpled, too, sometimes."
"The other great mystery of life... Women! -- Emmett Brown
"With women the heart argues, not the mind." -- Arnold
"Woman was God's second blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Women are a sex by themselves." -- Beerbohm
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde
"Women are never disarmed by compliments." -- Wilde
"Women can't forgive failure." -- Chekov
"Women, can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts." -- Norm
"Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal."
"Women's weapons, water-drops." -- Shakespeare
"Woman will be the last thing tamed by man." -- Meridith
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.
Beware of fat women in Achy Breaky Heart t-shirts.
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it!
Every time you walk by a girl, she sighs with relief.
Female professionals do tend to overcompensate.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
In private, women are much more perverted than men.
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
The better a woman looks, the longer a man does.
Woman: Man, the Sequel.
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
Women are a lot of trouble, but worth all of it and more.
Women Ask: "Are you seeing anyone else?"
Women Ask: "Are you staring at the woman?"
Women Ask: "Can you fix this?"
Women Ask: "Do I look fat?"
Women Ask: "Will you call me?"
Women: Can't kill them, but you can eat them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't live without them.
Women: Can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
Women: Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
Women: Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
Women: Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't take a shotgun to them!
Women do come with instructions. Just ask them!
Women fake orgasm. Men fake foreplay.
Women: Fuck them, forget them, and rotate them like tires.
Women have two viewpoints. Theirs and all other women's.
Women in space? Yeah, there's no sound in a vacuum.
Women like the simple things in life... like men.
Women look at each other like they're smelling onions.
Women make the best wives.
Women need only one improvement: No vocal cords.
Women prefer men with a tender side. Legal, that is.
Women's Revenge: Toilet covers that make you hold the seat up.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women Tell Men: "Foreplay isn't that important."
Women Tell Men: "I have to wash my hair."
Women Tell Men: "I love football."
Women Tell Men: "I'm on the pill."
Women Tell Men: "I never thought it could be like that."
Women Tell Men: "It doesn't matter how mush money you have."
Women Tell Men: "It's okay, it happens to everyone."
Women Tell Men: "I've got a headache."
Women Tell Men: "Size isn't important."
Women Tell Men: "Sorry. I'm having my period."
Women Tell Men: "You're the first one I felt anything for."
Women: They never taste like chicken.
Women vs. Beer: A beer doesn't care when you come.
Women vs. Beer: A beer doessn't demand equality.
Women vs. Beer: A beer goes down easy.
Women vs. Beer: A beer is always wet.
Women vs. Beer: A beer never has a headache.
Women vs. Beer: A friend's beer is a good beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer always gives good head.
Women vs. Beer: Beer isn't jealous if you grab another beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer is never late.
Women vs. Beer: Beer labels come off without a fight.
Women vs. Beer: Beer stains wash out.
Women vs. Beer: Beer waits in the car while you play football.
Women vs. Beer: Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony.
Women vs. Beer: Hangovers go away.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer in public.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer the whole month.
Women vs. Beer: You can have more than one beer a night.
Women vs. Beer: You can share your beer with your friends.
Women vs. Beer: You don't drive a beer home in the morning.
Women vs. Beer: You don't have to wine and dine beer.
Women vs. Beer: You know you're the first one to pop a beer.
Women: When they stick together, you can't pry 'em apart...
Women: Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often.
An honest man is one who's never been caught.
Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man.
Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-workers.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Boys will be boys...for much longer than is generally necessary.
Don't apologize, you're male...that automatically makes you wrong.
Don't jump on a man unless he's down.
Don't bring your office problems home, men never do that, do they?
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time.
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
Golf is men in ugly pants walking.
I married beneath me - all women do.
I am a working woman... where would I be without caffeine?
I met a wonderful man - he's fictional but you can't have everything.
If it ain't broke, just let your husband tinker with it.
If men are wicked with religion, what would they be without it?
If men got pregnant abortion would be safe, legal & available forever.
Man is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
Man may often be funniest when he least means to be.
Marriage has many pains ... but celibacy has no pleasures.
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
Men are like programs... a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
Men are animals but they make great pets!
Never stop by a working woman's house...unannounced.
Once they were men ... now they are land crabs.
Once made equal to man, woman became his superior.
Thanks to working women, thousands of men...have learned to vacuum.
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
The way to a man's heart is with an axe.
To women men are like big dogs that talk.
When women go wrong men go after them.
When a man seeks your advice he generally wants your praise.
Women prefer the simple things in life... MEN!
9 out of 10 camels who try women prefer lonely french foreign legionaires.
A man without a woman is like a man without a care.
A man without a woman is like a man without a headache.
All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down and find out.
At a nude wedding everybody can see why the bride doesn't wear white.
Women live longer than men because they are girls longer than men are
boys.
Feminism: Proof that women can be more misogynistic than men.
Menopause: God's way of saying "I'm not putting up with your PMS either!"
Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical.
Women ...can't live with 'em, can't leave 'em bleeding on the sidewalk.
No man ever shot a woman while her mouth was shut.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Communicating is not saying "Oh, nothing."
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How NOT to act more spoiled than your children.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to stay awake during sex.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Girl Talk - How not to giggle like a 3 year old.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: The remote control - Overcoming your dependency.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: We do NOT want to sacrifice fun for "culture".
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: You too, can check your own engine.
The bigger a woman's breasts, the smaller the woman's brain.
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs tear hell outta women and cats.

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