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Top 10 Things you'll NEVER hear a woman say, that men would love to hear


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10. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.
I don't blame you for ignoring me.

9. The new girl in my office is a stripper.
I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

8. While you were in the bathroom,
they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

7. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours.
Your ex-girlfriend has class.

5. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

4. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time;
then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

3. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

2. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle,
I don't think I'll ever change it again.

1. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!




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