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FRIENDSHIP TEST!!!
(amazingly accurate)

First Things First .......NO CHEATING

Don't CHEAT!

This is a little game that has a pretty funny or creepy outcome ... it literally BLEW
my mind!

Don't read ahead, just do it in order ....

It takes about three minutes ....

IT'S WORTH IT!!!

It's kind of eerie ...

SCROLL DOWN ONLY AFTER YOU'VE ANSWERED THE QUESTION!!!

READY?????

Okay .... get a blank sheet of paper and a pen or pencil.
(When asked to choose names, make sure it is people you actualy know personally.

GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS ... DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Remember, scroll down one line at a time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun ....

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside number 1 , write any number you want to.

3. Beside numbers 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
(DON'T LOOK AHEAD OTHERWISE IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!!!!)

4. Write anyone's name, friends OR family, in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. DON'T
CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID!!!

5. Write down four song titles in spaces 8, 9, 10, and 11.

6. In space two, write down any persons name.

Here is the key for the game ...........

1. You must tell the people in space two about the game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you really love.

3. The person in 7 is one you really like but are afraid to work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The 10th space is the song that tells most about your mind.

10. 11 is the song telling how you feel about life in general!

11. The number in space one is the first number you usually think about and
associate with something important to you.

A WALK IN THE FOREST

There are ten questions below. None of them require deep thought. They only
require that you close your eyes for a second and use the mind's eye to do a little
visualization.

When you read the question ... visualize the answer and write down the first thing
that comes to your mind. No second guessing .. .the validity of this test depends on
your first impression.

Here goes ... the Ten Questions. Read and answer every one of them before you go
to the answers at the bottom of the page!!!

1.You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2.You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4.You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is the house
of your dreams. Describe its size.
5.Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
6.You enter the house. You walk to the dining room and see the dining room table.
Describe what you see on and around the table.
7.You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass outside the back door
is a cup. What material is the cup made out of? )Ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)
8.What do you do with the cup?
9.You walk to the edge of your property, where you find yourself standing at the
edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it? (Creek, lake, etc.)
10.How will you cross the body of water?

After you have written down the answers .... scroll on down to find out what it all
means ... prepare to be amazed!!!!

ANALYZING YOUR RESPONSES:

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have
been shown (by whom, I have no earthly idea) to have a relevance to values and
ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

1.The person you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your
life.
2.The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your
problems.
3.The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how
you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive, etc.)
4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to
resolve your problems.
5.No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. --
The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer
people to not drop by unannounced.
6.If your answer did not include food, people or flowers then you are generally
unhappy.
7.The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the
perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For
Example, Styrofoam, plastic and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper and glass
are not durable. Metal and plastic are durable.
8.Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in
Number 1.
9.The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10.How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of
sex in your life.

You might want to be careful before you give this test to your partner.

ARE YOU INSANE???????

Are you insane?

Here's a simple 8-question test which will help you answer the question:

_____ When you hear someone say "Van Gogh's other ear", do you think of
a) The attached one
b) The unattached one

_____ Are you an acrophile? Here's a simple way to find out...
When someone says "casualties of war", is "cow" the first thing to pop into your
mind?
a) Yes
b) No

_____ If you were blind and holding a Chia Pet, would it disturb you to discover that
the pet had nipples?
a) Yes
b) No

_____ If someone asked you "Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of
feathers?", would you feel smarter for knowing the answer?
a) Yes
b) No

_____ Replace "pound" in the previous question with "kilogram".
a) Yes
b) No

_____ Suppose you were writing a virtual condom machine, where the number of
condoms was indicated by the length of a phallus. When condoms are used, which
way should the indicator go?
a) It should get longer, because the virtual studliness increases
b) It should get shorter, because the potential studliness decreases

_____ Do you care about O.J. Simpson in any significant way?
a) Yes
b) No

_____ Have you taken LSD three or more times?
a) Yes
b) No

People like to argue that things like sanity are all relative and not easily nailed
down. Anyone who says this is a bit kooky -- sane people live in a black and white
world, and anyone who says different is wrong. In that vein, the correct answers are
b,b,a,b,a,a,b,b. For each one you missed, you get 5 points. How insane are you?

35-40 Way kooky
25-30 Out there
15-20 Lost a few marbles
0-10 Sane in da brain

Quiz
What Would You Do

Take this quiz and then see your results at the bottom of this page!!! But Don't cheat!!! Now grab a sheet of paper and a pencil and start it!!!

1. Your at the mall with your mom and you see some of your hot guy/girl friends, so you stop to talk to them. Your mom see's them and says "Are these your little friends honey???" You:

a. say "Yep" and introduce her to them
b. say "who are you" and totally ignore her
c. walk/run away from them and never talk to those guys/girls again

2. Your at the mall with your mom and she's looking for underwear. Suddenly you turn around and see she has underwear on her head. You:

a. laugh hysterically and fall to the floor
b. grab them off her head and say "what are you doing? are you trying to be funny or something??"
c. walk away and pretend like you don't know her

3. You are in the bathroom at the mall, there isnt any toilet paper in the stall and you just took a major crap! You ask your mom/dad in the next stall for some but it's not them. You:

a. say "Oh sorry I thought you were someone else"
b. wait until you hear her leave and then come out beet red
c. run out of the bathroom as quick as possible

4. You and your dad go out to dinner one night and he starts flirting with the waitress. When you and your dad get up to leave the whole table cloth comes off the table because by accident your dad tucked it into his pants. You:

a. just laugh and say "That's my dad!"
b. fast walk to the bathroom, stay there for a few minutes and then finally come out and go to the car where your dad is waiting for you
c. walk out of the restaurant and walk home

5. You are talking on the phone with your crush and your sibling says "I did your compatability test with(your crushes name)!" Your crush hears this. You:

a. say to your crush "I really like you I think we should go out!!!"
b. say to your sibling "what the hell are you talking about?" and start talking about something else to your crush
c. hang up the phone and hope that they don't call back

Now that you are done, check out the results at the bottom of the page!!!Scroll Down

ANSWERS:

Mostly A's

You are care-free!!! You don't mind if the people around you do stupid stuff. You are different from many other people. That is great!!! Although, you should care more or your life may just turn into a big joke! Think about it.

Mostly B's

You are just right!!! Care-free and yet not care-free. You enjoy having fun but you can also be serious! Don't let your life slip though or you just might end up completly carless.

Mostly C's

WOW!!! You are really serious about life! Slow down just a bit! Have some fun, stay a little while. You don't want your life to wisk you away without fun!!! Be a little easier or those around you such a your parents, family, friends, and even your enemies.

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