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I'M BUSIER THAN................

IBT a five dollar hooker
IBT a Jehova's Witness at Doors Unlimited
IBT handicapped parking at the Special Olympics
IBT a prostitute in a prison
IBT O.J. Simpson in a white meat slaughterhouse
IBT a whorehouse on nickel night
IBT a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor
IBT a one-armed paperhanger
IBT a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
IBT Sleazy Suzan on a Saturday night
IBT mustard trying to ketchup
IBT a one-legged basketball player
IBT Michael Jackson in a day care center
IBT a dog with two dicks
IBT Richard Simmons on a fat farm
IBT a half-fucked fox during the heat season
IBT a two-peckered billy goat
IBT a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW
IBT a GOP victory party organizer
IBT a monkey trying to fuck a football
IBT a toilet in Grand Central Station
IBT a gopher on a golf course
IBT a bar of soap at San Quentin
IBT Ted Kennedy in an all-girl school

A woman desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personal
Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he has nothing worthy of
her. The woman says she really needs work and will take almost anything.
The Personal Manager says he only has a low skilled job on the "Tickle Me
Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts.

He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she should report
for work at 8:00 AM the next day.

The next day at 8:45 the "Tickle Me Elmo" Line Manager is in the Personnel
Manager's office ranting about the woman just hired. After 15 minutes of
screaming about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal
Manager suggests seeing the problem.

They head to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to
kingdom come. At the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has
gathered a big bag of marbles and a roll of the fabric used for making the
Elmos. As they watch, she cuts a little piece of fabric places two marble in
it and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs.

The Personal Managers starts rolling on the floor laughing. After 10 minutes,
he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm
sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear yesterday. We want you to give
Elmo two test tickles."

If you love something, set it free

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with

If it just sits in your living room and
- messes up your stuff
- eats your food
- uses your telephone
- takes your money
- and never behaves as if you actually set
it free in the first place

you either married it or gave birth to it!

ICQ ME 24345339

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