School Daze
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up.
They decided to party instead.
Their biggest exam was on Wednesday and they showed up telling
the professor that their car had broken down the night before
due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study.
That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were
sure that they knew just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to
go to separate classrooms to take the exam.
Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building.
As each sat down, they read the first question.
"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."
At this point, they both thought that this was going
to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued.
"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was."
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