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| Q. A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died. How many did he have left? A. Nine Q. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth? A. Mount Everest Q. Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? A. No, Because hes dead Q. How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide? A. None, there is not dirt in a hole Q. Forward I am heavy, Backward I am not? What am I? A. A ton Q. What has to be broken before it can be used? A. An egg Q. What starts with T ends in T and has T in it? A. A teapot Q. What do you serve but you don't eat A. A tennis ball Q. What can you catch but not throw? A. A cold Q. Why cant you take pictures of a man with a wooden leg? A. Because you need a camera Q. The more you take, The more you leave behind, what are they? A. Footsteps Q. Whats the difference between here and there? A. The letter T Q. You can't keep this until you have given it, what is it? A. A promise Q. There is a clerk at the butchers store. He is Five feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? A. A butcher weighs meat. Q. In what year did Christmas day and New years day, fall in the same year? A. Every Year. Q. The more it dries the wetter it gets, what is it? A. A towel Q. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? A. Silence Q. The more you have of it the less you see? A. Darkness Q. The more you take away from it the bigger it gets, what is it? A. A hole Q. Some months have 30 days, some have 31 days how many have 28 days? A. They all do Q. What goes up and down without moving? A. A staircase. Q. What kind of nut has no shell? A. A doughnut Q. What two words contain the most letters? A. Post Office Q. What kind of room has no windows or doors? A. A mushroom Q. What is in the middle of Nowhere? A. The Letter "H" Q. What has feet and legs, and nothing else, A. Pantyhose Q. He has married many women but never been married, what is he? A. A priest Q. What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? A. A stamp |
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