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"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra

"It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays." - Yogi Berra
- on his plans for the '64 World Series

"No body goes there anymore - its too crowded. - Yogi Berra

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra

"Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra

"Anything that is given can be at once taken away. We have to learn never to expect anything, and when it comes it's no more than a gift on loan." - John McGahern

"A friend is someone who will help you move; A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body."

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler" - Einstein

"There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who make things happen; Those who watch things happen; And those that wonder what happened."

"When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."

"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."

"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities" - Frank Lloyd Wright

"A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines" - Frank Lloyd Wright

"Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."

"Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love"

"Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary."

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -
John F. Kennedy

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."

"Not everybody knows everything, so use everything you know."

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

"Never mistake motion for action."

"Well done is better than well said."

"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, in 1981

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog."

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."

"There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over."

"Nothing can be made foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

"Life is not a spectator sport. The man in the arena will know the greatest victory and the learning experience of defeat. The male person on the couch will never know either. I choose the arena."

"You can’t be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER." - Frank Zappa

"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries."

"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."

"Liberals want things to be fool-proof; for some reason, that most liberals don't understand, a fool-proof society tends to create *fools*."

"Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are."

"Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way!"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Most things, except agriculture, can wait". -Jawaharlal Nehru

"Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield."

"A man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun."

"Tommy Lasorda -- Dodger Stadium was his address, but every ball park was his home."- Tommy Lasorda

When asked what he wanted his epitaph to read. "Beside the tombstone when I die, they can hang out the Dodger's home schedule. Then when people are in the cemetery visiting loved ones, they can say, "Let's go to Lasorda's grave and see if the Dodgers are at home or away." -Tommy Lasorda1976

"I got to thinking about my little 9-month old granddaughter, and I how I'd like to be around when she goes to school." - Tommy Lasorda, announcing his retirement, July 29, 1996

"Banks are a place that will lend you money, if you prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

"Life isn't worth living if you're not living it to the fullest!"

"You know nothing for sure...execept the fact that you know nothing for sure". - JFK

"No matter where you go, there you are."

"Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot."

"Experience is somthing you don't get until just after you need it."

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant!"

"Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives."
"76.4% of all statistics are meaningless."
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once."

"The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be."

"Fail to plan, plan to fail"

"Put your brain in gear, before you put your mouth in motion."

"Don't confuse excellence, which is achievable, with perfection, which is elusive."

"Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose."

"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about."

"Man wants to live, but it is useless to hope that this desire will dictate all his actions."

"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." -Les Claypool -

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get."

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness..but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three of your friends. If they're OK......

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will NOT be evenly distribtuted.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

"Old fishermen never die, they just smell like it"

Old Golfers don't die, they just lose their balls.

"Eithier im dead or my watch has stopped"

"knowledge is power but ignorance is king"

"no pain no gain"
"no brain no pain"
"no gain no pain"
"no pain no pain"

"bummer said dougal, relising he was a dog"

"No guts, no glory, no brain, same story."

"One good turn gets most of the blankets."

"It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his/her parents. It is how he/she found out."

"Homework is like a juicy steak - rarely done."

"An unbreakable toy is used for breaking other toys."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up! No use being a damn fool."

"Time is natures way of making sure all the shit doesn't happen at once."

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

Confucious Say

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who runs behind car get exaughsted.

He who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.

To make egg roll, push it!

He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key!

Man who pick nose - head cave in.

Man who sink into womans arms will soon find arms in womans sink!

Boy and girl who go camping, sure to have naughty intent.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft! Get 'A flat' miner!

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