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Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Men are only good for one thing...two, if they're good at it.
Men call us birds. Is that 'cos we pick up worms?
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and DAMN that's gonna hurt!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and Ooohhh BABY!
Men come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God!
Men do to get PMS - Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS - Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.
Men growing up are rewarded socially for eating a lot.
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical.
Men of quality respect women's equality.
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Men tell women: Of course I remembered your birthday.
Men that take steroids should be hung.
Men vs. Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final Oprah.
Men will always be men, no matter where they are.
Men with playful kitties should NEVER sleep nude!
Men! Go figure!
Men, learn from John Bobbitt - sleep on your stomachs!
Men, your objective is to eliminate Barney the Purple Dinosaur....
Men...can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts.
Men: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
"All great men make mistakes." -- Churchill
"Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths." -- Shakespeare
"Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" - FDR
"How fortunate for rulers, that men do not think." -Adolf Hitler
"I don't like men with too many muscles..." - Janet Veiss
"IDDQD": Real Men don't play in Doom's GodMode.
"IDKFA": Real Men don't use Doom's Very Happy Ammo Mode.
"It is a time for men and their ways." -- Merlin
"It is the doom of men that they forget." -- Merlin
"Love happens to men and women who don't know each other."
"See what free men can do!" -- Rhutan
"The fear of God keeps men in obedience." -- Burton
"The gods play games with men as balls." - Titus Maccius Platus
"What men or gods are these?" -- Keats
12 Men Killed in Freak Jell-O Accident
9 out of 10 men who tried cats prefered men.
Smith University: Where men are men and the women are too.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one. - Murphy
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
AIDS: the leading killer of men under 45.
All men are alike, but have different faces to tell them apart.
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
All men are created equal, but some men are more equal than others.
All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some.
All men are equal in a public bath - more or less!
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keep them poor.
Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
Belly button: Where men put 'honey' in after being a 'busy bee'.
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Bigotry may be roughly defined as the anger of men who have no
opinions.
Birds are entangled by their feet; Men by their tongues.
Books are not men and yet they stay alive.
Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu.
Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant.
Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys.
Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.
Earth will grow worse till men redeem it. -- Chesterson
Elevator men do it on all floors
Elevator Men do it up and down.
Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to post.
For it is the doom of men that they forget.
Golf separates the men from the poise.
He thinks too much, such men are dangerous. - JC, Shakespeare
Home Safety Tip for Men #1: Don't iron naked.
How fortunate for rulers, that men do not think. --Adolph Hitler.
Hungry men think the cook lazy.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I look into your eyes see men lying broken at the bottom of your well.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. - Men at Work
If God were female, do you REALLY think men would exist?
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. - F. Kennedy
If men got pregnant abortion would be safe, legal, & available
forever.
If only men came with pull down menus and online help..
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
If women like it, it's Erotica. If men like it, it's Pornography!
Insurance men do it as a matter of policy.
It's a tragedy that no men become like their mothers.
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
More comfortable seeing 2 men holding guns than holding hands?
My shirt was SO tight, the men could hardly breathe.
Nine out of 10 men who tried Camels preferred women!
Not all men are fools, some are bachelors.
Old men in Jerusalem - geezers of Nazareth
Old men still remember how, they just don't remember WHY!
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty!
Pascal: Where men are men and C is nervous!
Peter Pan Syndrome: Men who refuse to grow up.
Pizza-Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!
Real men are afraid of butt pirates.
Real men are pro-choice.
Real men don't abuse children.
Real men don't beat children.
Real men don't beat women.
Real men don't eat children.
Real men don't get cut off. Know what I mean Mr. Bobbit?
Real men don't set for Stun!!
Real men don't sexually harrass.
Real men don't use thesauruses
Real men jog home from the vasectomy.
Real Men program in >solder

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