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You know those annoying chain emails you get all the time. Well here are a couple of good ones i found.

This is the best thing that has ever happened to you. If you want good luck with the opposite sex for the rest of your life, than this is for YOU!!

(((4 The Guys)))
1) ALWAYS!!! Tell her she's pretty.
2) Comments on her hair are nice, complement on how sexy she looks in the shirt she's wearing are even better.
3) Find a common interest and go for it.
4) Share your feelings and don't keep secrets.
5) If you don't trust her don't expect her to trust you.a relationship like that won't last long.
6) TALK!!!
7) Invite her to a place you know she likes and get to know her first.
8) Don't dump her if she doesn't kiss you in the 1st month.
9) Spend as much time as possible with her.
10) If she thinks she ugly prove to her she's not.
11) Don't buy her offensive gifts.
12) Be nice to her if you've got a crush on her. You're not in 3rd grade anymore.
13) Don't act like a retard
14) Make her more important than your friends. She should always come first.
15) Support her in whatever she does and don't get jealous over stupid things.
16) STAY AWAY FROM ANY GIRL SHE'S JEALOUS OF OR HATES!!!!
17) Don't go out with her if all she is is pretty.
18) If you really love her tell her.
19) If you want to ask her out, I would suggest doing it to her face.
20) Be yourself. I know you've heard it before but not a lot of girls want a guy who's sweet at one time and a jerk at others.
21) If you're mad NEVER take it out on her. All that will do is get her to cry and you two to break up
22) If they get mad at you, don't get mad back. All that does is cause more problems and usually a break up.

(((4 the Girls)))
1) Flirt!!!
2) It's what's INSIDE that counts, but a cute face never hurt.
3) Be nice, don't hit him.
4) Don't flirt with other guys.
5) Tell him he's cute or sweet or whatever good qualities he has.
6) Wait for him. if he likes you he'll come.
7) Rejection isn't the worst thing so ignore # 6 when the mood is right and go for it.
8) Not all guys are jerks. don't judge a guy by that.
9) Some guys are cute some are sweet some come and go and some will love you forever. Don't pick the players and the cuties, cuz chances are they'll hurt you in the end. and the bad thing is they wouldn't even think of coming
back.
10) Talk to the guy and let them know you like him. it's better that way.
Why? Because if he does like you and he knows you like him chances are he'll ask you out
11) Get the facts. guys are chicken. if they really like you they'll stick by you 4-ever if not they're not worth it.
12) Don't let a guy think that you're his property. stand your ground but
don't be to mean because he might think you're using him.
13) Abusing the guy you like is a turn-off. note the word OFF
14) If he's mad at you don't get mad at him too. try to solve the problem by talking not yelling. but if worse comes to worse a little yell never hurt anyone.
15) Guy's get annoyed easily so don't call non-stop.
16) If you like him get to know him first. For example start a conversation and then at the end maybe add in "Hey what's your phone number, maybe I'll call you some time?"
17) All I have to say is connections. Friends are there to help. use them.

Top Ten Things Guys Like About Girls:

1) The way they smile.
2) How they always smell so good.
3) How they laugh.
4) The way they take so long to get ready.
5) The way they dress.
6) How they put their make up on.
7) The way they say,"I love you."
8) How their little hands fit perfectly in the guys hands.
9) How guys can put their arms all the way around her waist.
10) Their sweet personality.

Top Ten Things Girls Like About Guys:
1) The way they try to act so tough.
2) How they write girls letters.
3) The way they smell.
4) How they feel so safe in their arms.
5) When they aren't afraid to admit things.
6) The way they say,"I love you.'
7) The way they go shoping with you.
8) When they call you to make you feel better.
9) When they bring you something when your feeling down.
10) How they always seem to want to love you.

>> <>< ~* tHiNgZ tO dO aT a BoRiNg MoViE*~ 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" 3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..." 6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you have some Juiji fruits for your athsma 7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" 8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, "WatCh OuT!!" 9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding 11. Yell out what is going to happen. 12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling 13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell,"I'mbatman! Hahahhah!!" and run away 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. 15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. 16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!" >>> Article 1: Statement of Love-->
>>> The Kiss
>>> 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you.
>>> 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends.
>>> 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you.
>>> 4.Kiss on the lips... I love you.
>>> 5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing.
>>> 6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away.
>>> 7. Look in your eyes... kiss me.
>>> 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you.
>>> 9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you
>>> go.
>>>
>>> Article 2: The Three Steps
>>> 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>>> 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her.
>>> 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is
>>> rude to
>>> stare.
>>>
>>> Article 3: The Commandments
>>> 1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
>>> 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take
>>> one.
>>> 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>>
>>> **Remember** A peach is a peach,
>>> A plum is a plum,
>>> A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge,
>>> So open up your mouth, close your eyes,
>>> And give your
>>> tounge some exercise!

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