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| The Worst Pick-up Lines Is that a mirror in your pocket...cause i see myself in your pants. I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? Lets add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. Those clothe are very becoming on you...then again i'd be cumming too if i were on you. nice shoes...wanna fuck? I forgot my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? I can't find my phone number could I have yours? Hey babe are those mirror jeans you're wearing?...'Cause I can see myself in them! Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again. Say, I really like that dress you're wearing. Betcha it'd look great hanging from my bedroom lamp. I'd love to take you out to breakfast....shall I call you or nudge you? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I togeather. Hey Baby, the word of the day is your legs. Let's go home and spread the word. Hey you know what would look good on you.........me. Excuse me. Are you a model, or are you just fine enough to be one? You may not like me now.....but you're drinking BEER. Excuse me, but do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away. Hey there, how would you like to wear those clothes to work tomorrow? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the Bed Rock. Hey baby, I've got two words for you.... HOLIDAY INN. I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. If I was the milk man.....would I have to leave it on the porch....or could I bring it all the way in? You know what I want, and I know you have it with you. Hey Baby, mind if I take off my pants? Is that a cornucopia in your pocket, or are you just thankful to see me? Let's go back to my place and break some furniture. I'm gonna ride you like a Harley on a bad piece of road! Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. |
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