BIRTHDAY QUOTES - Personal - http://maxpages.com/justsum1/Birthday

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said I needed an upgrade.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
--W.C. Fields

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
--Stephen Wright

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening
the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of
wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of
scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."
Don't worry about temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

Rock stars used to say, "Don't trust anyone over 30!"
Now that many are in their 50's they say, "Oops, we didn't mean us."

If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday. It's been proven mathematically.

Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
Time and tide wait for no sandcastle,
no matter how well it's built.

Real birthdays are not annual affairs.
Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
--Ralph Parlette

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts.
--William Shakespeare

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