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(me=Brittany) This is a site made by two teenage girls, named Brittany and Jenna! It's about inside jokes we have that you can use with your own friends to make memories like ours. It's also about things we're thinking about that we might need a little help with, so we'll make polls, or you can e-mail me and tell us what u think! You can also e-mail us your problems and we'll help ya out! We have major stuff, hope you think the Site rox! E-mail me and tell us your opinion of the site, or leave it in the Guest Book!! Brittany's e-mail is behinkle2004@hotmail.com, e-mail and send me ur comments, THANX! Oh, and just in case any of you notice how most of the inside jokes are because of Jenna's obliviousness, don't think any less of her.(She's a blonde...and really smart.)
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Hey Everyone...it's me Bee...Well my Aunt passed away and since Brad's step-Mom was like My Aunts best friend...and when Brad knows I'm gonna be somewhere he trys to come...but anyway he came to the wake 2 nites ago..and as soon as he came in I got myself a card...that day he had sent me a card saying we could hang out...or in Guy talk (I think) "Let's hag out sometimes soon"....ya but anyway...we (me, my Mom, Brad, and Brenda (his step-Mom))were all talking about how in 10 years the gas is gonna be like $10.00 a gallon...and Brenda said something about by time we're the age that we will have kids...and Brad was like By time we have kids...and he was like waving his hannd between me and him...I was taking that as by time we have kids together... lol...And during the funeral we talked...I was like "Ya know, this is the first time I've ever seen you w/out a hat"...and we got into some random subject..oh..but at the cemetary Brenda left us together alone..and he was like "so maybe we can hang out like Tuesday or something"...and I was like "that sounds good...awesome" and then he left and I was sad...Oh and today I called him...but I only got his ansering machine on his call...and I left two messages...The first time I was like "Hey Brad, I just called to see when ws a good time to hang out...i'll call you back about 8"...then I called him back at 8 but did'nt leave a message...and I just called him at nine leaving a message sayin that I'd call him back tomorrow to ask when and where...think he'll take it as a date...in a way I think so...because like he said in his letter that we can see A movie or just hang out if I wanted to..so any guys...can you leave a comment in the guest book telling me if I'ts a I'm making a move on you thing...I hope so...he Is so hott...and I really wanna be w/ him. Bee |
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1.TIGER ATTACK
Now what is funny about tiger attack you may ask? Well, at Brittany's house there is a tiger statue at the top of the stairs. The first time I went to her house I didn't know that it was a statue. Later that day, we came up the stairs and I had to touch the statue to make sure it was fake. Now, every timeI walk by the statue, I touch it just to make sure. I am alway making up headlines and saying them out loud, i said "I can see it now, 'Girls Killed by Tiger Statue'."So that's why we call it TIGER ATTACK!
2.Little People Float:What in the world does that mean, you may ask! Well it's funny because me and Jenna were laying on my bed talkin and she said "little people float?"I'm like "what?".Then she said "The box says Little people float"."Where?", I said, then Jenna said, "The box with your cover on it"then she pulled the cover off and read it again and said"ooooooooh, Little people floaty boat", I was like "Ya, that's makes more sense"!So that's the story!
3.Tannin in the shade:SELF-EXPLANITORY
4.na-na-na-na-na:Our friend (Allea) was getting on our nerves, and we had type fight, so we told her "*tongue sticking out*, na-na-na-na-na!
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Ok, here we go!!"Only lozers cross at the crosswalk"-Brittany, A.K.A. Bee!!Don't take it to seriously and get urself killed!!"Talking to your plant will make it grow, and that way you don't look physco talking to yourslf"-name not given!! (JENNA) "I'm Blocking you!"-ummm EVERY1, DUH! "Food is Great, I'd eat it all day If I had to hang with Jenna for a week!!-no, j/k, but she excercises me to death when we ride bikes to each other's houses. "Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "Gravity will always get you down." "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." "What?"-you "If you eat too many carrots, your skin will turn orange."
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This is Jenna at the moment. I don't know where Brittany is but i'm sure she's fine. This is a good joke that i've always loved. Two fish were in a tank and one said "I'll take the guns," and the other one said "I'll take the wheels". If you don't get it read it closely, you'll get it eventually. Okay, another of my favorite jokes is quite stupid. I was walking up the street with my pet tiger on my back when a calender flew by and hit my face. After I made it to the top of the street I turned around and I saw that the calander that hit me was mine, so I went home and on the way, all of my stuff came flying out of my house. As I got into my house, I saw that a troll was playing with my gigantic fan. That was a birthday gift too. Anyway, the fan had not been used yet and so was very powerful. The troll turned the fan on and I turned the fan towards him/her. He/she flew out of my house and I haven't seen him/her since.That might be the easiest way to get rid of inlaws.
So, that was a good joke no? Okay, well, I have to go now, Enjoy the website.
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Thank you. Now, I want to talk about my little sister whom I just got last week. Her name is Abby and she is in the 6th grade. (Her older brother didn't want her so now she's my sis.) I am the youngest child and my sisters are really cool. My brother is not so hot. Now I have a little sister! I'm good at talking to her, and I hope she enjoys riding the bus with me. I'm going to go now, but i'll be on later, bye.
Jenna :) |
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6.Bite Me
Look on guys and the explaining is all there!
7."Hey, who's that hot girl"
Ok, well one day me and my Firends Emily and Jenna were at a football game. Well I had borrowed this really cute tank from my bff Elizabeth. So I was like "Does this look Good" and Emily was like "Ya, I did'nt even reconize you, I was thinkin, Who's that hot girl". So me and Jenna were like "I hope you were'nt thinking that" Than we ran, Emily was like "I didn't mean it like that"
8. 3:45
Ok, this happened at Jenna's party, but I'm just getting around to telling it. Well we were all staying up really late. Well about 3:40 we were all talking and Iwas'nt in the convo so I was bored and I fell asleep. Well, five minutes later, they woke me up and told me it was morning. Even Emily got dressed to convince me it was morning, and she even put her hat on. Then Emily called the operater (we had been bugging them earlier) and asked what time it was because there was'nt a clock downstairs and we did'nt wanna wake up her parents.
9.Where's your folder- We have this teacher Mrs. Whitener, well one day we had to sort out our folders. Well my friend Elizabeth gave the teacher one of the assighnments that was supposed to be in the folder. So when Elizabeth went to get her paper, before she could finish, the teacher was like, "Where's your folder?"., when when Elizabeth tried to explain, the teacher was like "Where's your folder?" and so Elizabeth brought the teacher her folder. And then the teacher was like, your missing a paper. And Elizabeth was like, I know, you have it. And the teacher was like "well, why did'nt you say so", then Elizabeth was like, "I did, but you kept asking for my folder", then the teacher was like "Well what's the problem?", So elizabeth just went back to her seat.
10.Sit-explain later
11.Monsters live in the cracks of the back seat and Sidewalk- Me and Jen were walking to my house at nite and I was telling her about when I was little my Uncle used to Tell me that there were Monsters in the cracks of the Back seat...and somehow that turned into we could'nt step on the cracks in the road bcuz monsters would come out and eat us
12.Indeed-me and Jen watch this cartoon thing called tiny plaid ninjas..in fact here's the url..just go to it and watch it...we love is so... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plaid.php ...so have fun w/ that...it's great
13:Only Lozers go left-me and Jenna were goin to Emily's house and she was like we're goin left...and I was like left is this way right...so she turns her hand to make an l and she's like ya...then she kept going to L then changing it to pointing left...and I was like Only lozers go left and she waws like no...especially since we're going left...and I was like ya...then I was like "Lozers don't go left"...
14:Workin at the subway-
15-Ikan poppin-
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