You look around the room. It's been a few minutes, but seemed like hours. Then you realize... you have nothing to do! Uh-oh. You're becoming BORED! Don't worry; it happens to everyone. Boredom can be an annoying feeling. But that's where WE come in. This site is to prevent you from getting to the point where you bang your head against the wall. So enjoy your stay, because you won't get bored here.
 Densa Quiz: Are you a Genius??
Take this ten-question quiz. Read them CAREFULLY!
1) Divide four by half and add three. Answer?
2) Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
3) Do they have a 4th of July in Indonesia?
4) How many birth days does the average man have?
5) In baseball, how many outs in an inning?
6) There are 17 sheep, and all but nine die. How many are left?
7) How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
8) A butcher is 5'10 tall.. what does he weigh?
9) How many 2-cent stamps in a dozen?
10) How many months have 28 days in them?
ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE.
 Speed Games: How Quick are You?
Just click on the appropriate link to play that game:
Typing Challenge
See how many WPM you can get!
Hit the Dot
You have 30 seconds.. hit as many as you can.
Check the Boxes
How many boxes can you check? Be quick!
Guess the Number
Pick a range and guess away.
 Dance Sites: Time to PARTY!
Click on any link to visit that dance site:
Hampster Dance
Always a favorite, no matter how annoying.
Halloween Dance
Scary? No. Hilarious? If not, you got problems.
Santa Dance
Santa to the rescue.. watch out!
New Year's Dance
It's a new year.. celebrate by dancing!
Valentine's Dance
Be Mine. But dance first.
KrazyDance 2000
OUR OWN DANCE SITE! Voted best Dance site three times!
 SportsZone: Latest Reports 
OK, all you sports fans! We know how much you people out there want to know what going on in the world of sports, so we got a live feed. It updates automatically, which makes less work for us. Now, the latest headlines:
 Prank Calls: For the Unexpecting
Very humorous ways to call someone you don't know...
MIKE ROTCH
"Hey, has anyone here seen Mike Rotch?"
AL COHOLIC
"Phone for an Al. Al Coholic."
MIA BUTTREEKS
"Hey, guys... Mia Buttreeks."
IVANNA TINKLE
"Excuse me.. Ivanna Tinkle here? IVANNA TINKLE!"
I.P FREELY
"I.P Freely? I.P Freely here?"
JACQUES STRAP
"Guys, I need a Jacques Strap."
AMANDA HUGENKISS
"OK everyone... stop! I need Amanda Hugenkiss now!"
SEYMOUR BUTTS
"Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts?"
CHRIS P. BACON
"I need a Chris P. Bacon.. man, I'm starving."
 Tongue Twisters
Try saying these five times fast!
*Unique New York
*Freshly-fried flying fish
*She sells seashells.
*Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
*Red lorry, yellow lorry
*Blackish-blue bunk beds
*Mellow yellow lak-maks
*Harry heats beats, Barry.
*Green greek grapes grow.
 Storytime: Gather Around
Form a circle, my Internet friends.. I shall tell you three tales. One of knowledge, one of death, and one about airplanes. So shut up and read.
STORY #1: One day, a Texas police officer caught a Mexican hiding in the bushes. When he saw the officer, and started to run. He was soon caught and brought into custody. The officer questioned if he was a legal citizen. The man said yes, although he had no form of ID. So, the policeman decided to give him a test. He had to use three English words of the officers choice in one sentence. If he succeeded, he could stay. Here were the officer's words: green, pink and yellow. After thinking hard, the Mexican smiled. He looked at the officer and said, "The phone went green, green, green! I pink it up and said 'Yellow'?"
STORY #2: A man was watching a football game on a Sunday night. All of a sudden, the phone rang. He picked it up and realized it was his older cousin. They chatted for a few minutes, then the cousin asked the man how his parents were doing. He paused. Then he explained that both of his parents had died a week earlier in a severe car accident. His cousin was shocked. He had no idea that it had happened. After pulling himself together, he managed to ask if the man's sister was at home. Again, the man paused. Then, in a very casual voice, he said, "She's at the funeral."
STORY #3: A blonde got in an airplane and was supposed to go to the third class section, but went to first class, instead. The attendant walked up to her and said "Ma'am, please go back to the third class section where you belong." The blonde said, "I'm blonde, beautiful, and not moving." The attendant went to the co-pilot for help. The co-pilot walked up to the blonde and told her to move. Once again, she said, "I'm blonde, beautiful and not moving." The co-pilot went to the pilot for help. The pilot knew exactly how to handle it... his wife was a blonde. So the pilot walked over and whispered into the blonde's ear. The blonde jumped up and said, "Why didn't you say so!?" Then she left. The other two were amazed. "What did you say?" The co-pilot asked. The pilot said, "I told her and first class was going to a different destination."
 Lincoln and Kennedy: Two of a Kind?
Everyone knows about Abe Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. They were both at one time holding the office of President. However, people don't think they're more alike than different. This will change that...
| Category |
LINCOLN |
KENNEDY |
| Year elected to Congress |
1846 |
1946 |
| Year elected President |
1860 |
1960 |
| Letters in last name |
7 |
7 |
| Name of Secretary |
Kennedy |
Lincoln |
| Concerned about... |
Slavery |
Slavery |
| Killed by... |
Southerner |
Southerner |
| Succeeded by... |
Southerner |
Southerner |
| Last name of Successor |
Johnson |
Johnson |
| Letters in murderer's full name |
15 |
15 |
| Shot on.. (Day) |
Friday |
Friday |
| Body part shot in.. |
Head |
Head |
| Murderer fled from.. |
Theater |
Warehouse |
| Murderer caught in.. |
Warehouse |
Theater |
 J-B Photos: Say Cheese!
Welcome to the Just Bored Photo Shop! Want to get your picture taken, free of charge? Then you've come to the right place. It's all a VERY simple process. Just smile at the monitor, and click on the camera below. Don't forget to comb that hair!
 Learn Chinese: In Minutes
Have you ever wanted to speak two languages? Here's your chance. You can now learn how to speak in Chinese! It's simple...
SEE ME VERY SOON= Kum Hia Now
STUPID MAN= Dum Gai
SMALL HORSE= Tai Ni Po Ni
WERE YOU AT THE BEACH= Wai Yu So Tan
I HIT THE TABLE= Ai Bang Mai Ni
IT'S DARK IN HERE= Wai So Dim
THAT'S UNAUTHORIZED MURDER= Lyn Ching
THIS IS A BUS ZONE= No Pah King
I HATE THAT TUNE= Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
YOU'RE NOT SMART= Yu So Dum
I GOT THIS FOR FREE= Ai No Pay
I'M INNOCENT= Wai Hang Mi
THEY HAVE ARRIVED= Hia Dey Kum
HE'S CLEANING HIS TRUCK= Wa Shing Ka
 Language 101: For the Sneaky
Here are some cool secret languages for you to try with your friends. When you become experts, no one will understand you!
PIG LATIN
All you do is this: Take all consonants before the first vowel and put them at the end of the word. Then add "ay" to the end. If the word starts with a vowel, just add "ay" to the end.
Igloo=Iglooay Quilt=Iltquay Banana=Ananabay
Difficulty: EASY
OPPISH
After all the consonants in the first syllable, add in "op." If the word begins with a vowel, add "op" to the beginning.
Quick=Quopick Little=Lopittle Easy=Opeasy
Difficulty: MEDIUM
KEEBISH
Replace the first letter in each word with K.
This language is weird=Kis kanguage kis keird
Difficulty: HARD; You'll struggle with it.
 An Optical Illusion: Whoa...
How many spirals are in the picture below?
ANSWER: None! The image is just a bunch of circles. Look close. By the way, don't you think this goes well with our pretty blue background?
 Our Message Board
Ever wonder what other bored people think...?
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 Life: Unanswered Questions
Think about these for a while. Think hard.
How do know if you're out of invisible ink?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
If a tree falls and no one's near it, does it make a sound?
If an Orange is an Orange, why isn't a Lemon a "Yellow?"
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do her partners have to?
If pro is opposite to con, what's the opposite of progress?
If Super Glue is great, why doesn't it stick to the bottle?
When a mime is arrested, does it have the right to remain silent?
If you throw a cat out your car window, is it kitty litter?
If you try to fail but end up succeeding, which did you do?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Why isn't there an other word for "synonym?"
Would a fly without wings be a "walk?"
Do Roman doctors refer to IV's as fours?
Do ducks with one leg swim around in circles?
Why do people press harder when a remote is low on power?
If a liar saying, "I'm lying," do you believe him?
If God sneezes, what do you say?
Why is a doctor's work called a "practice?"
Why did WW2 kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is there REALLY such thing as a nonstop-flight?
 Other Cool Links
Try these sweet sites. They're all worth looking at.
Open Diary
Make your own diary and check out others!
SodaConstructor
Create your own virtual robot!
Urban Legends
All true stories from towns around the country.
Bubble Wrap
Pop some virtual bubblewrap!
Jokes Index
Thousands of jokes, sorted by category.
Optical Illusions
More than twenty weird pictures.
Farts.com
Everything you need to know. (?)
Cave of Magic
This online card trick will amaze you!
Daily Confessions
Confessions of Internet abusers.
Candystand
Fun games to play for all ages.
Shockwave
Like Candystand, but for older people.
Jigsaw Puzzles
Solve as many as you can.
Hangman
Save him, and he does a cool dance.
Densa Quiz: Answers
1) 11. Dividing by half equals multiplying by two.
2) No. If the man has a widow, he's dead.
3) Yes. Every country does, but not an Independence Day.
4) One. You can only be born once.
5) Six. Three for each team.
6) Nine. All BUT nine sheep died.
7) None. It was Noah.. not Moses.
8) Meat. Gotcha!
9) Twelve. Same with 3-cent stamps, 4-cent, etc..
10) Twelve. Some have a few extra..
YOUR SCORE:
10: Either your a genius or you cheated.
9-8: Very intelligent.
7-6: Average, which isn't common.
5-3: The most common score for this quiz.
2-0: Congrats! You're brain dead!
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