|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| WELCOME TO JOSH'S SITE OF JOKES!!!!! READ BELOW IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!! NOTE-------IF YOU WANT TO RECIEVE A DAILY JOKE LIST FREE......EITHER EMAIL ME AT josho10@hotmail.com OR SIGN MY GUEST BOOK REQUESTING THE LIST. BELOW ARE ONLY SOME OF MY JOKES THAT YOU WILL ENJOY. JOKE #1 HERE ARE SOME WAYS THAT YOU CAN TELL IF YOU NEED A NEW CAR. 1. YOU PULL OVER FOR A FIRE TRUCK TO PASS AND IT STOPS BEHIND YOU. 2. YOU HAVE TO STOP AT A SERVICE STATION EVERY 100 MILES TO GET THE DUCT TAPE REPLACED. 3. YOU GET LOST, PULL INTO A JUNK YARD, COME OUT, AND ARE ARRESTED FOR STEALING. JOKE #2 HOW TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE! 1. SIT IN YOUR CAR, POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS, AND SEE IF ANYONE SLOWS DOWN. 2. AFTER EVERYTHING THAT SOMEONE SAYS, SAY WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 3. PICK 2 WORDS EACH DAY. ONE FOR YOU TO SAY, AND ONE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY. FOR EXAMPLE......>LETS SAY YOU PICK MUSTARD AND BUT. WHEN ANYONE SAYS BUT, YOU YELL OUT MUSTARD!! JOKE #3 Q: WHY CAN'T YOU TELL BLONDES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES? A: BECAUSE THEY'LL GO AND ANSWER THE DOOR JOKE #4 Q: WHAT DID THE POLICE CALL THE BLONDE FOUND DEAD IN A CLOSET? A: THE CHAMPION OF HIDE AND GO SEEK JOKE #5 Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL BLONDES IN A BASEMENT? A: A WHINE CELL JOKE #6 10 BLONDES AND 1 BREUNETE WERE IN AN AIRPLANE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FLOOR OF THE CABIN DROPS TO THE GROUND AND EVERYONE WAS HOLDING ON TO THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENTS. ONE OF THE BLONDES STARTED TO SLIP AND THE BREUNETE SAVES HER. ALL OF THE BLONDES WERE SO RELIEVED AND HAPPY THAT THEY STARTED CLAPPING. |
 Sign Guestbook |
 View Guestbook |
 josho10@hotmail.com |
|
. |
| Visitors: 00831 |