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| Hello friends, visitors, and anyone else who might stumble onto my little spot in the virtual universe. I decided to make this site for one reason...... ME! I wanted to share some of the things that make me the happiest with people who dont know me. Some of those things are music, friends, art, and laughter. Who am I? I am 20 years old and have lived in small town Oklahoma my entire life. I am a Junior in college. I am working towards my PhD in Family Counsleing with a Minor in Drug and Alcahal Dependencies Counsleing. My hobbies are shooting hoops, playing my guitar, and smileing a lot. My favorite current musical group is Everclear. My favorite "all time group" is Van Halen. The one thing I seek out of my life, and every situation I'm in, is to some how just be myself. My one dream/goal in this life is small compared to others dreams I suppose...... I just want to live forever and rule the world! I guess that's two, but everybody needs something to fall back on. I will try to update my page at least once a week, so check back often to see what is going on in my world. I will try to keep it lite hearted and entertaining, but maybe include some actual usefull information...... please dont let that usefull information thing scare you off! Take care and feel free to E-mail me, I will respond to every E-mail. STARTING AS OF NOW, I AM HOLDING AN OPEN FORUM ON MY PAGE! JUST LEAVE QUESTIONS, TOPICS OF CONVERSATION, AND JUST ANY THOUGHTS AT ALL IN MY GUEST BOOK, AND I WILL PUT THEM ON THE PAGE! IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR NAME TOLD, OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT, THEN DONT PUT YOUR SHIT IN HERE.... JUST KIDDING, JUST SAY SO, AND I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU REMAIN ANONYMOUS. KEEP ME BUSY, GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS..... ENJOY! Words of Wisdom: Understanding is knowing just how much you dont want to go through what the other person has gone through...... This Weeks News and Notes: Well, I finnaly did it!! I finnaly got to see my idle Ed Van Halen live!! It was an expierence that has changed me forever. I have so mutch more of an appriciation for music now, and I had a lot to start with! My weekend was pretty hairy, my friends and I got really plastered on the trip Friday night. We got to their brothers house, played some video games, drank some more beer, then got naked in the hot tub. We got up at 7:00am Sat. morning to head towards Kansas City. We got there six and a half hours before the concert...... SO WE WERE A LITTLE GUNG-HO AND EXCITED! We drank more beer in the parking lot before the concert with a bout 200 Halen fans like ourselves. When we finnaly got inside, I was a bit drunk. Well to make a long story short, I got busted with a beer, that cost me $176.00 fine, actualy about $181.00 by the time you add in the price of the beer itself. They told me I was going to jail...... but they let me stay. What can I say, I'm a sweet talker. All in all , it was the best thing I have ever done in my whole life. If you like and appriciate music at all go check them out. Even a Van Halen hate monger would have to agree that the 5150 boys put on a damned good show. Well, this is it for Ole Jonny boy. The last week of summer school! I am going to take the whole month of August off (well until the 19th, thats when college starts again), and party my ass off!! Well, maybe not, I do have a lot of fines to pay..... hell screw it!!! Its all about priorities!!! Party or jail for not paying my tickets? PARTY!!! pray for me....... What a surprise, the heat wave contiues! I'm saying damn the sun! If you like the heat, then get the hell out of my web site!!! Well, I guess you can stay, but dont let me catch you here! I was just thinking of Christmas last night..... I've never wanted cold weather so bad in my life. I am going to publicly ask.... anybody have any tips on how to be your self around the girls that you really like??? Just thought I would ask.... World News: If anyone has read a paper lately, they might have noticed that Japan is in a semi-state of chaos. Seeing as how the Japanese have more effect on your money and the economy than any other country in the world (probably more than your own country that you live in), it might be a cool idea to kind of keep up with the happenings of our far eastern freinds. Hell, it might garner you some bonus points in Economics next semester..... I heard on the news the other day, that President Clintons vacation.... er, I mean buisness trip to China set the American tax payers (thats you and me) back a cool $15 mill.. Thats dollars.... thats a lot of cocktails on the flight over if you know what I mean. My thought for this week: China makes everything, so why did'nt they whip us up a new President who can keep his pants up while he was over there. Maybe a new invention...... the child proof zipper..... that would keep Slick Willy busy for quite some time I would imagen. Fun Fact for the week: Jello is made up of lard and guts... enjoy it down to the last drop kids! And you always wondered why it shook..... Dear Jon advice column: Dear Jon, I recently sent a video audition to MTV's the Real World. I have always wanted to be on the show since it's beginning. I only have one problem, I am a little over weight and my complection is'nt perfect. Do you think they will still take me into consideration for the show? The girls on the show always seem to be so perfect. Do you have any tips for me? Desperatly seeking fame, Jolene, from Arkansas Dear Jolene, Jolene, reading between the lines, I would assume that when you say you are a little over weight, that just means your ass is as big as a Redwood's trunk. I am also guessing that your face resembles the topping of a deep dish pizza gone terribly wrong. To answer your question, no. You dont stand a chance in hell of getting on the show. If you are fooled like all the rest of those 18-25 year olds who apply for the show, thinking that they actualy screen the tapes fairly, then you should have your lard as beaten with a weight watchers bar. The key to getting on the show is to be something that they have never had before. So, unless you are a trans-sexual mutant with a 12 inch dong, or have had some sort severe trauma that you have had to over come in your chunky little life, you dont stand a chance. I mean come on, they've had every kind of freak you could imagen on the show..... oh yeah, dont try the gay Puerta Rican with aids bit either, its already been played out. Click here to go to the next page, BUT SIGN MY GUEST BOOK FIRST!!!!!! http://maxpages.com/jon2 Sign my guestbook, and let me know what you think..... |
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