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How did the dumb blonde try to kill a fish?
She tried drowning it!
How did the dumb blonde try to kill a bird?
She tried to throw it off a cliff!
What's the same about a crash-test dummy and a dumb blonde?
They both are brainless!
What's the same about a smart blonde and a U.F.O.?
They've both been heard of, but never seen.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't, they're born that way!
If there was a race between a dumb blonde and a smart blonde, who would win?
No one, a smart blonde doesn't exist and the dumb blonde is too dumb to know what a race is!
How did the blonde die trying to drink milk?
The cow fell over on her!
How did the dumb blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She threw out all the W's!
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
Tell them a joke on Wednesday!
How did the blonde break her arm raking the leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Why did the dumb blonde stare at the orange juice container for 2 hours?
Because the label said "concentrate"!
Why can't dumb blondes play knock knock jokes?
Because they'll go answer the door!
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
His I.Q. goes up!
What do you call a blonde golfer with an I.Q. of 125?
A foursome.
How did the blonde die ice fishing?
He was run over by the zamboni.
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last year's Hide and Seek winner.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Labrador retriever.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call a blonde with one fourth of a brain?
Gifted
Why does a blonde have a brain the size of a peanut in the morning?
It swells at night
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant |
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