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THESE HAVE GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST BUMPER STICKERS EVER MADE!
LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math
There are 3 types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food-chain to be a vegetarian
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot
Forget world peace... visualize on using your turn signal
Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home
Honk if you love peace and quiet
If you don't like my driving, than stay off the side walk
Don't steal. The government hates competition
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All generalizations are false
I brake for no apparent reason
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you got
If God intended people to smoke, he would have set them on fire
It's bad luck to be superstitious
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am
CAUTION: I drive like you do
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
Back up my hard-drive? How do you put it in reverse?
Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible?
Nobody's perfect. My name's Nobody
I brake for...wait...AAAH!!! NO BRAKES!!!!
Welcome to California! Now go home!
If you can read this, I can hit the brakes and sue you
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
All those who believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand
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