10. Police escort gets you to the movies faster.
9. Got to play Teather ball with inventor of Teather ball
8. After they sign a bill, there's lots of free pens.
7. If you close your left eye, the seal on the podium reads "President of the United States."
6. I get intellectual property rights to my speeches.
5. Dan Quayle, Gerald Ford, pretty easy to beat during "Vice-President's Week" on Jeopardy.
4. You don't have to be funny to get invited on the Letterman show.
3. You get to eat all the french fries the President can't get to.
2. Don't have to be good speller to get the job.
1. Secret Service code name: Buttafuco.
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