Poem # 1
Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between
Poem # 2
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
Poem # 3
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
Poem # 4
The guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says the hell with you
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber wouldnt have torn
Poem # 5
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
Poem # 6
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Adam and Eve
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!
My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
-Anonymous
Jack and Jill(#1)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to smoke some Marijuana.
Jack got high unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna."
Jack and Jill(#2)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill(#3)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jack forgot his cap,
and now they have a son.
Poem #7
A man climbed dynamite hill and he took a dynamite pill his ass backfired and his balls retired and his dick shot over the hill. -Thanx Adam
Poem #8
Walking down the lane swinging my chain
Copper approaches asking my name
Pulled out my knife
Clickety-click
Opened his trousers
Off with his dick -Thanx Adam
Poem #9
24 yrs in a county jail
Scratching my balls
With a rusty nail
One day I woke up
And all i found
Was half a ball
Lying on the ground -Thanx Adam
Poem #10
I love bow
Bow loves me
Bonnie gave me H.I.V
So I kicked him in the balls
And stabbed him in the head
Now that mother fucker is dead. -Thanx Adam
Poem #11
Hickery dickery dock
'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock
The clock struck 2
Me squirted me goo
Den wiped me dick on her frock. -Adam
Poem #12
Oral sex can be so fine
When you're in a 69
First you start to shake and shiver
Then you cum like a river
When its finished don't complain
Just lick your lips and start again. -Adam
Poem #13
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I like your legs
and what's between
Poem #14
Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Spread your legs,
And give me an hour.
