Nike> Just do it.
Toyota> Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi> You got the right one, baby.
Pringles> Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos> The freshmaker.
A Pack of Flintstones Vitamins> Ten million strong and growing.
Secret> Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh> It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford> The best never rest.
Chevy> Like a rock.
Dial> Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto> Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto> Who's next?
Avis> Trying harder than ever.
KFC> Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola> Always the Real Thing.
Lays> Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup> Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric> We bring good things to life!
AT&T> Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty> The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft> Where do you want to go today?
Energizer> It keeps going and going and going....
M&M> It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell> Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI> For friends and family
Doublemint> Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condom> One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack> Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Travel Pack> Fly United.
The Star Trek> To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Food Lion (a grocery store)> We don't think it's funny to watse time or money.
JC Penny (a clothes store)> Doin' it right
Starburts> Gets Your Juices Flowin'
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List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condum Week:
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE,
ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON
