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| Long Jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. An American, a New Zealander and an Australian are sentenced to death. The American is brought out first . The firing squad takes aim. Suddenly the American yells: "Avalanche! " In the confusion he escapes. The New Zealander is impressed and decides to try something similar. As the squad takes aim he yells: "flood!" And in the confusion he too makes his escape. The Australian has observed this closely. He decides to follow their example. So just as the firing squad takes aim, he yells: "fire!" 2. The queen was showing the archbishop around around her stables, when one of her prize thoroughbreds let of a huge, loud fart. "Oh I am sorry," said the queen. "How embarrassing," "It's perfectly all right Your Majesty, as a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse." 3. Mrs. Jones took her poodle, Tits Wobble, for a walk and she lost him. Finally she reported her dog missing to the police. "Have you seen my Tits Wobble?" she asked the sergeant. "No," he said. " But I'd like to." 4. A man steps into an elevator, where a very dignified woman is standing in front of the buttons. He soon realizes that there is a horrible smell in the lift so he turns to the woman and asks: "excuse me, but did you fart?" "Of course I did, you don't think I smell like this all the time?" |
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