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The joke of the week goes to
Jamie Do
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It's 3am and a white guy is stumbling home after a party. As he walks over a bridge he decides he needs the toilet. He undoes his tousers and starts to pee into the water. As his is listening to his pee hit the water a black bloke comes along and says "That's a fine idea mate, mind if I join you?". The white guy replies "Feel free".
As the white guy continues to listen to the splash of his own pee it suddenly dawns on him 'Hey! the black guy aint making any noise'. He wonders if this is because he hasn't started yet or because as rumours say 'black guys have big dicks' and maybe it is almost touching the water!
Out of sheer curiousity he turns to the black guy and says "I'm quite amazed how far down that water is." The black guy turns back and says "Yeah man, I was suprised to find out how deep it was too!"
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