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| Clean Jokes 1. Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now. 2. Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. 3. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. 4. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. 5. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep. 6. Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. They're trying to get away from the noise. 7. Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. 8. Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro? A. Fill it with gas. 9. Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. 10. Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan. |
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