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Brunette Jokes
1.
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
2.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
3.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
4.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
5.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
6.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
7.
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
8.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
9.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
10.
. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
11.
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
12.
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache.
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