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| 1. Q. What do you get if you turn three blondes upside-down? A. At least two brunettes!! 2. Q. A blonde and a brunette jump off a tower block, which hits the ground first? A. The brunette, because the blonde asked for directions on the way!!! 3. Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something useful? A. She starts the sentence, "a man once told me......" 4. What's the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker 5. Q How do you confuse a blonde? A You don't - they're born that way! 6. Q What does a blonde do when she finishes writing on an overhead transparency sheet? A She turns it over and uses the other side! 7. Q How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A She tried to drown it. 8. Q How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed? A She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan. 9. Q. Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant? A. He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer. 10. Q How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? A The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. |
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