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| Yo Mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars. when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn! Is it Halloween already?" the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday. her mom had to feed her with a sling shot. she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!". when you were a child she had to get you drunk to breast feed you. when she went to an ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals". whats she gonna do for a face when DK wants his arse back. your daddy takes her to work with him everyday, just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye. when they were giving out free "looks," yo mama thought they said "books" and asked for a scary one. |
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