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| Blonde jokes What do blonde virgins eat? Baby food. How did the blonde kill the fish? She drowned it. Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a blonde? The blondes easier to turn on. Whats the diff. between a blonde and an ironing board? The blondes legs are easy to open. Why are blondes coffins y shaped? They instinctivrly open their legs when they lay down. How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. What do you call a blonde in white tracksuit? A bride. Why did the Blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years." What do you call a Blonde with 2 braincells? Pregnant! A network executive was interviewing a young blonde. He asked "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be"? The blonde replied "The living one." A Blonde walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. "Where the hell did you pick up that dirty thing?" asked the bartender. "Won it in a raffle." said the pig. Whats the difference between an intelligent Blonde and a UFO? Dunno - never seen either! How do you make a Blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Tuesday! Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm. What is 68 to a blonde? Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house. What's the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? Elvis has been sighted. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen (semen). How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her. How does a blonde like her eggs? Unfertilized. |
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