Yo Mama so old
she is the only person with an autographed copy of the Bible.
she is the one who taught Jonna how to fish.
I told her to act her own age, and she died.
her social security number is 1.
that when she was in school there was no history class.
she was Bob Dole's baby sitter.
she swam in the Dead Sea when it was still alive.
she knew Ronald McDonald when he was in clown school.
scientists claim she's the missing link. |