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| Yo Mama so Fat when she haul ass she gotta make two trips. she put mayonnaise on aspirin. her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. she sell shade. when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. people jog around her for exercise. I ran around her twice and got lost. when she goes to a restaurant, she don't get a menu, she get an estimate. if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. when she goes to macdonalds, they ask her what she don't want. when she wears high heels, she strikes oil. she's got more chins than a chinese telephone directory. when she went shopping she got a group discount when she went on the scales they said "one at a time please" when the doctor told her she had a flesh eating disease he gave her 18 years to live. she fell in love and broke it. she jumped into the air and got stuck. she wears orions belt around her wrist. her butt has it's own congressmen. when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!" she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. she has to iron her pants on the driveway. she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St.. when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign. when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please." I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas. if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance. she jumped in air and got stuck. when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her. she's on both sides of the family. when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose. the telephone company gave her two area codes. the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. when she goes to the beach, kids go "free willy! free willy!" she's got her own zip code. people jog around her for exercise. when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles. |
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