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Your mother was a dorky derelict who used to download pornographic material in the center of Piccadilly Circus.

Your mother was an indolent boxer who guzzled Budweiser near a rubber factory.

Your mother was an unhygienic student who couldn't get enough whisky at the opera.

Your mother was a blind exotic dancer who used to pick her nose on the central reservation of the M25.

Your mother was a withered broccoli who used to eat crumbly biscuits in broom cupboards.

Your mother was a dismal block of concrete who got rid of all her dignity amongst cavemen in a time loop.

Your mother was a fictitious fool who endlessly recited Monty Python sketches in shopping centers.

Your mother was a bird-brained malingerer who found God in a small tent.

Your mother was a greasy tramp who used to do funny dances in soap factories.

Your mother was a slovenly bugbear who was jailed for indecent exposure in an old sewage works.

Your mother was an amorphous spammer who gave unpleasant diseases to countless people in seedy pick-up joints.

Your mother was a bizarre cauliflower who sold herself in pawn shops.

Your mother was an Australian alleged UFO abductee who attracted crowds with her act in disused mines.

Your mother was a dirty animal rights protester who talked incessantly about vegetables in a secure compound.

Your mother was a dustbin-inhabiting lamer who copulated with anyone and anything on the upper deck of a London bus.

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