Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth
in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and
be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking
Eagle" because he is so full of shit that he can't fly.
Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!
President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval
rating went up to 69%. "It's no secret why most
Americans love him. He's the only person on TV who's not
talking about Monica Lewinsky."
Why does Clinton wear underpants?
To keep his ankles warm.
Why does Hillary wear the pants in the White House?
Cause Bill can't keep his on.
A recent survey of American women asked the question:
Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
87% said "Never again"
Sears is making a tool in honor of Bill Clinton....the Clinton driver...screws everything guaranteed.
There's now a new name for Bill Clinton's pants...
The U.S. Open.
When asked to compare Paula Jones to Monica Lewinski, Bill Clinton paused, and after considerable thought, finally responded "close, but no cigar."
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