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Clinton dies and he goes to hell.
Satan meets him there and says, "Bill we have to find a spot for you for all of eternity."
So Satan takes Bill down a hall and they come to the first door and open it. Inside is Bill Gates being burned at the stake.
"No," Bill balks, "I can't do that for all eternity."
"Fair enough," replies Satan.
Satan takes Bill down the hall to a second door. Inside is Rush Limbaugh being pulled apart on The Rack.
"No," Bill again balks. "I can't do that for all of eternity, either."
Satan takes Bill to the last door. Inside, Kenneth Starr is being held up to the wall with chains around his wrists. At his groin is Monica Lewinsky giving him a blow job. Bill smiles.
"Yes!" he shouts, "that's for me."
Satan walks into the room and kicks Monica and shouts, "Get up Monica, and get out...... Your replacement's here
Q: What was President Clinton's explanation for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky?
A: "They told me she was the "head" intern!"
Q: Why does Hillary wear the pants in the White House?
A: Cause Bill can't keep his on.
Arkansas is very proud of Clinton--
all these women coming forward... and none of them are his sister!
Q:What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A:Sat on the Presidential Staff
Air Force One was approaching Washington's airport. The captain came on the intercom and said:
"Mr. President, please buckle your seat belt, and put the stewardess in an upright position."
A LETTER TO BILL FROM MONICA
I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face. "This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on. "I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it.
Thank you.
Monica Lewinsky
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