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A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick and lame. They start talking and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and his 13 children.
"My, my," says the nun, "13 children, a good and proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you."

"I'm sorry Sister," he says, "I am not Catholic, I'm Jewish."

"Jewish!" she replies, "Sex maniac are you?"

At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny,
"Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"

"Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."

"So," the woman asked the detective she had hired, "did you trail my husband?"
"Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out of the way restaurant and then to an apartment."

A big smile crossed the woman's face,

"Aha!! Then I've got him!" she said, bloasting." Is there any doubt what he was doing?"

"No ma'am." replied the sleuth, " It's pretty clear that he was following you!"

What's a birth control pill?
The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from becoming pregnant.

Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs?
They know it's about the only time that they can get anything straight in their heads.

Creeping around to the bedroom window, the private detectives saw their client's wife in bed with another man.
"Just as I suspected," said the first. "Let's go in after him."

"Great idea," the other replied. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?"

One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses and cuddles her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"

"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know her that well."

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My gosh! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

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